Scott Baio gave me pink-eye!!!

Yes it’s true. Scott Baio (spelling?) has been wandering throughout PNG – bringing to truly epidemic proportions the cases of red-eye… or eye infections… or conjunctivitis – whatever your preferred name.

After my self-enforced week of solitude (except for work), and due to such heinous crimes perpetrated by said criminal, I’ve decided on behalf of all red-eye sufferers to put a bounty out on Scott’s head. Hmmm… I’m still deciding on the amount, because I’m supposed to be a volunteer now or something.

If caught, I will subject him to a debilitating course of eye-drops, humidity, sleeplessness and enforced solidarity.

Damn you Scott.